Peter Piper caught a fish
While floating on the sea.
Peter Piper cooked the fish
And then had it for tea.
Peter piper had a beer
As happy a could be,
Then he turned to harder stuff
And hooked himself on P.
They booked him in to treatment
Whereupon he joined the queue.
The counsellor immediately
Looked him in the eye,
And asked him rather tersely,
“Tell me, Peter Piper, why”?
He finally recovered,
Bought a farmlet with some ewes;
So if you are a druggie
I hope you can do it too!
Completed 25/2/2009
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