THE PETER PIPER STORY


Peter Piper caught a fish

While floating on the sea.

Peter Piper cooked the fish

And then had it for tea.

Peter piper had a beer

As happy a could be,

Then he turned to harder stuff

And hooked himself on P.

They booked him in to treatment

Whereupon he joined the queue.

The counsellor immediately

Looked him in the eye,

And asked him rather tersely,

Tell me, Peter Piper, why”?

He finally recovered,

Bought a farmlet with some ewes;

So if you are a druggie

I hope you can do it too!

Completed 25/2/2009

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